Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Say What?

What Hubby said: "Maybe next year, we can possibly look into renovating the kitchen. That is, if business picks up and the economy continues to rebound."

What I heard Hubby say: "Next year, we're renovating the kitchen."

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What Hubby said: "Try not to spend money on anything that's not absolutely necessary this week. We're tight until payday."

What I heard Hubby say: "A new dress is absolutely necessary."

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What Hubby said: "I might consider taking next Friday off to help you paint the guest room. That is, if I can manage it."

What I heard Hubby say: "I'm taking next Friday off to paint the guest room. Count on it."

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What Hubby said: "David and I are going to play golf on Saturday."

What I heard Hubby say: "Can David and I play golf on Saturday? That is, if you don't have anything for me to do or anywhere you want me to go?"

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Hubby and I are available for classes on marital communication. As you can see, we are total masters and you can receive the benefit of our nearly 11 years of experience for the low, low bargain price of $19.95.

5 comments:

Pamela Kramer said...

SWEET! I love it. rofl....oh good times.

Mirth said...

Funny, that's just how Mister C & I communicate.

Kim said...

that is so spot on! for most good healthy relationships anyway. :)

The Fritz Facts said...

Oh man...it's like listening to Hubby and I talk. lol

Hill Family said...

What's wrong with that? That's how my ears listen to my hubby all the time :)

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